Girl: “I have to tell you something.” Boy: “Me too.” Girl: “I’m pregnant.” Boy: “I’m gay.” Both: “Oh shit..”
I wonder why people never reply “A BOAT” when asked “What 3 things would you bring with you on a desert island?”
Thank you so much. Followed. ♥
Sure. I guess every girl has ever loved someone. Even when it was in the kindergarden or the boy who lived next door. :)
THEPENISINMYMOUTH. The pen is in my mouth. What were you thinking?
Aww. Really means something to me. :) I’m happy that you like them.♥ Really appreciate it.
Man: You look pretty today. I have candy in my van, wanna come for a ride?
Child: I bet you say that to all the children.